yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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