the new term for farting is butt boxing.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It's shark week go big or go home
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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