Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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