i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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