you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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