Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
