Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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