sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
If that was your dad, he is hot
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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