I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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