she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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