Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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