Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
do herpes really smell.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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