i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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