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I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
A bitchslap is in order.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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