I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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