why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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