their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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