let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
