I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize
