it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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