just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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