I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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