ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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