Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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