Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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