i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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