Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
