id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I love you. Go after that dick
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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