the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
