fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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