You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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