We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
40s are totally the cure
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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