I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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