that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Send help, water and tortillas.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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