you guys were way drunker than both of me
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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