Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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