I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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