Do vagina's smell?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just forgot I was standing up.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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