im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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