Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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