Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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