The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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