Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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