sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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