He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Verdict: uncircumcised.
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