try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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