Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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