Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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