I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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