Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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