Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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