id be glad to
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
my poor anus
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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